"

“I don’t feel very much like Pooh today,” said Pooh.

"There there," said Piglet. "I’ll bring you tea and honey until you do.”

"

A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh (via kushandwizdom)
@6 days ago with 1705 notes
#yeeees 

"what should i do about the wild and the tame? the wild heart that wants to be free, and the tame heart that wants to come home. i want to be held. i don’t want you to come too close. i want you to scoop me up and bring me home at nights. i don’t want to tell you where i am. i want to keep a place among the rocks where no one can find me. i want to be with you."

jeanette winterson, lighthousekeeping (via starseas)

(Source: violentwavesofemotion, via yoursmile-istheprettiest)

@1 week ago with 449 notes

rib-caged:

I hate when guys are like “oh you’re not one of those girls that’s going to order a salad for dinner are you?” MAYBE I AM. MAYBE I FUCKING LIKE SALADS. HAVE YOU EVEN TASTED RASPBERRY VINAIGRETTE. 

(Source: rib-caged, via onyxair)

@1 week ago with 160483 notes
#THE DRESSING DOE 

ultra-overdosin:

livelawless:

lnvocation:

My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

Smooth as fuck

(via angeldusttt)

@2 weeks ago with 278193 notes
#FUCK YES 

end0skeletal:

Happy Owls!

these gad damn cuties.

(via kaittuite)

@3 weeks ago with 131700 notes
#owls #happy owls #cute things that make me happy 

shslequius:

"homework" *tired zombie noises*

"studying" *sad zombie noises*

"responsibilities" *disgusted zombie noises*

"internet" *happy zombie noises*

(Source: clgdoublelifts, via lamet0ri)

@3 weeks ago with 233786 notes
#best zombie 
thepeoplesrecord:

"I’d like to raise both of my middle fingers to him and anyone who thinks profanity is somehow more harmful to our children than images of violence and misogyny." - Happy birthday, M.I.A.!

thepeoplesrecord:

"I’d like to raise both of my middle fingers to him and anyone who thinks profanity is somehow more harmful to our children than images of violence and misogyny." - Happy birthday, M.I.A.!

(via lamet0ri)

@3 weeks ago with 28463 notes
#FUCK YES 
myownsundays:

briderbigny:

hadtoomuchtodreamlastnight:

sorry tumblr

Too high for this shit

Not even high and this shit is bananas

I REMEMBER THIS EEK

myownsundays:

briderbigny:

hadtoomuchtodreamlastnight:

sorry tumblr

Too high for this shit

Not even high and this shit is bananas

I REMEMBER THIS EEK

(Source: giantgagofficial, via quesadillasandweed)

@1 month ago with 472884 notes
#the simpsons #trip 

"The way to love someone is to lightly run your finger over that person’s soul until you find a crack, and then gently pour your love into that crack."

Keith Miller (via quotethat)

(via madewithyourlove)

@1 week ago with 4219 notes
h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

(Source: ed-ingle, via liarbyyourside)

@1 week ago with 690671 notes
#new line 

runningjulez:

this is me every 3 hours

truth doe

(Source: gargoyles42, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

@1 week ago with 81097 notes

badnatured:

no wonder they’re called oral presentations they suck dick

(via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

@3 weeks ago with 253502 notes

notsohazelgrace:

thatdisneylover:

enchantedfuture:

productiveslacker:

mothpaw:

uh

I KNEW IT WAS COMING

This is it. This is the post that killed me. Fairwell cruel world.

image

SEND HELP IM SERIOUSLY HYPERVENTILATING

I NEED THIS FOREVER

(via kaittuite)

@3 weeks ago with 250690 note and 1891053 play
#frozen #best character 

pandavalkyrie:

You are good at something, stop lying to yourself. You’re good at breaking down comic book plots, cooking ramen perfectly, making your friends happy, knowing the time without looking at a clock, getting the perfect ending at RPG’s, or figuring out the twist ending to movies. Don’t let society tell you your talents are meaningless because they don’t serve an economical purpose. Your talents reflect your interests and passions, and what’s important to you is important.

(via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

@3 weeks ago with 340422 notes

vinegod:

this is the best fucking joke I’ve ever thought of ok by Kurtis Conner

I SUPPORT THIS

(via surprisebitch)

@4 weeks ago with 12730 notes
#jokes jokes