alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

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@1 day ago with 365086 notes

treasure:

how to take a test: cry on the paper and the choice closest to your tear is the answer

OTHER PEOPLE DO THIS WHAT

(via distraction)

@3 days ago with 369383 notes
#college 

Get to Know Me Uncomfortably Well

1. What is you middle name? rose.
2. How old are you? 22.
3. What is your birthday? 4/20.
4. What is your zodiac sign? aries/taurus cusp.
5. What is your favorite color? black.
6. What's your lucky number? 27.
7. Do you have any pets? nope.
8. Where are you from? pittsburgh area.
9. How tall are you? 5'3 1/2".
10. What shoe size are you? 7 1/2.
11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? at least five.
12. What was your last dream about? can't recall. i don't usually remember my dreams.
13. What talents do you have? i can suck jello through my teeth and pick up things with my toes.
14. Are you psychic in any way? nah, i don't believe in that stuff.
15. Favorite song? maybe drive by incubus.
16. Favorite movie? bring it on, probably.
17. Who would be your ideal partner? someone who makes me question everything.
18. Do you want children? still not sure.
19. Do you want a church wedding? no.
20. Are you religious? no.
21. Have you ever been to the hospital? yes, surgery and stitches.
22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? nah.
23. Have you ever met any celebrities? a few. band members.
24. Baths or showers? showers.
25. What color socks are you wearing? black and neon.
26. Have you ever been famous? nah.
27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? i wouldn't mind.
28. What type of music do you like? everything except for wordless jazz.
29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? i believe so.
30. How many pillows do you sleep with? one or two.
31. What position do you usually sleep in? belly or side.
32. How big is your house? one floor apartment.
33. What do you typically have for breakfast? i usually don't eat breakfast.
34. Have you ever fired a gun? i have.
35. Have you ever tried archery? i have.
36. Favorite clean word? too many to think of.
37. Favorite swear word? fuck.
38. What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep? 46 hours.
39. Do you have any scars? Many.
40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? I'm sure.
41. Are you a good liar? I can be.
42. Are you a good judge of character? For other people's purposes, yes.
43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? I did a british accent my first two weeks of college and god damn everyone believed me.
44. Do you have a strong accent? From what I hear.
45. What is your favorite accent? Probably Chinese or French.
46. What is your personality type? No clue what that means.
47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? My bras? Not sure.
48. Can you curl your tongue? Nope.
49. Are you an innie or an outie? Innie.
50. Left or right handed? Right.
51. Are you scared of spiders? Yes.
52. Favorite food? Avocado egg rolls and creme brulee.
53. Favorite foreign food? Samosas and mango curry.
54. Are you a clean or messy person? In between.
55. Most used phrased? "I'm sorry."
56. Most used word? "Sorry."
57. How long does it take for you to get ready? It depends. 5-45 minutes.
58. Do you have much of an ego? Probably.
59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? Suck.
60. Do you talk to yourself? Frequently.
61. Do you sing to yourself? Even more frequently.
62. Are you a good singer? That's what I hear.
63. Biggest Fear? Centipedes.
64. Are you a gossip? I try not to be.
65. Best dramatic movie you've seen? Too many.
66. Do you like long or short hair? I like aspects of both, but long hair more on me.
67. Can you name all 50 states of America? Most likely.
68. Favorite school subject? Math and Reading.
69. Extrovert or Introvert? Extrovert probably.
70. Have you ever been scuba diving? No.
71. What makes you nervous? So many things. Yay anxiety.
72. Are you scared of the dark? I think so.
73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? When it's called for.
74. Are you ticklish? Very.
75. Have you ever started a rumor? I don't believe so.
76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? I am currently.
77. Have you ever drank underage? Yes.
78. Have you ever done drugs? O_O
79. Who was your first real crush? His name was Cody. First grade. :D
80. How many piercings do you have? Four.
81. Can you roll your Rs?" No. :(
82. How fast can you type? Can't recall.
83. How fast can you run? Super slow. Much chub.
84. What color is your hair? Black, brown and blonde.
85. What color are your eyes? Blue.
86. What are you allergic to? Nothing.
87. Do you keep a journal? Intermittently.
88. What do your parents do? My mom is an artist and my dad is retired.
89. Do you like your age? 22 is a good age.
90. What makes you angry? So many things. Trying to calm down constantly.
91. Do you like your own name? Nah. Never felt much like a Melissa. I usually go by nicknames.
92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? No idea.
93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? No idea.
94. What are you strengths? I'm persistent, witty, ambitious and personable.
95. What are your weaknesses? I'm anxious, worrisome, stubborn and prone to procrastination...
96. How did you get your name? "Sweet Melissa" by The Allman Brothers Band.
97. Were your ancestors royalty? Hahahaha no.
98. Do you have any scars? Already asked this. YES.
99. Color of your bedspread? Black, purple, brown, blue...
100. Color of your room? Black and white.
@4 days ago with 596434 notes
#survey 

"Do it.
Get on the plane, get the train,
Walk 300 miles.
Get to her front door and tell her
“I know this is crazy
But I need you now.”
Our lives are too short to always be sensible,
Get the girl.
Distance makes no difference if your eyes light up when she laughs."

FRS.   (via xoaprox)

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@4 days ago with 133165 notes
#always. 

"Your kiss feels like home and I’m so fucking homesick."

@5 days ago with 6245 notes
AUGH love every time

AUGH love every time

(Source: arianagrandef, via crazy-teenagers-in-love)

@1 week ago with 3919 notes
#a cinderella story #hilary duff at her finest 
someone:have you seen this movie?
me:no but i've seen gifs
@1 week ago with 480990 notes

misandry-mermaid:

ETA: This is a scene from The House I Live In, a film on the American drug war and its effects on communities of color, education, the class disparity and the prison industrial complex.  I cannot recommend this film highly enough.

(Source: nutnics, via itsnotchristmas)

@1 week ago with 52337 notes
#need to watch 
snorlaxatives:

this is my new favorite twitter account


I think I have to start usinng twitter again dear lord

snorlaxatives:

this is my new favorite twitter account

I think I have to start usinng twitter again dear lord

(via thats-so-meme)

@3 days ago with 84313 notes

zootedboy:

if we skyping best believe im looking at myself in that lil window not u

(via humoristics)

@3 days ago with 179479 notes
makemestfu:

EVERYTHING RELATE
@4 days ago with 1482 notes
#he was right #he usually is 

"It’s easy to love someone when they’re happy. What’s hard is loving someone when they’re crying on the bathroom floor at 2am because everything came crashing down at once."

@5 days ago with 61214 notes
#stay 

fartgallery:

chesterloaf:

fartgallery:

i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

(via piercingsandink)

@1 week ago with 366931 notes
learning how to code, starting today. very exciting stuff!

learning how to code, starting today. very exciting stuff!

@1 week ago
#100daysofhappiness 

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@1 week ago with 14754 notes
#MY FAVORITE POKEMON OF ALL THE POKEMONS